It’s offcial, I am an uncle. Adam’s wife Gizella gave birth at 3:03pm yesterday to 7lbs 12oz, 21″ long baby boy. They haven’t decided on a name yet so it’s just a little baby no-name at the moment. It’s been less than 24-hours since the baby’s birth and Taco has already posted pictures on the internet.
Now, I use the term baby loosely here because, like all newborns, it resembles an alien (Bill Cosby would say a lizard) more than a human child. I’m not making this up or being mean spirited here. I offer the following two photographs as proof: photo 1, photo 2.
Seriously… that’s some Chariots of the Gods sh*t right there.